Do you sometimes feel stuck in a hamster wheel? Just running in circles your entire life?  We show you that there is a way to break free!

Not A Hamster

I'M NOT A FKN HAMSTER is the modern Memento Mori. Break free and show that you are different. That's what we're here for.

The Good

50% of our profits go towards rescuing wild hamsters. Don't be a hamster and save the hamsters. Get more information here at the German Wildlife Foundation.